January 2010
29 posts
December 2009
51 posts
SUPER SPOOKY MYSTERIES #1
There are groups of mentally handicapped adults that have their handlers bring them into the store for a snack each night. They often get hot chocolates or sodas and they pay you out of their little fanny packs that the handler hangs on to. Then you have to give them a receipt so the caregivers won’t slowly rob the handicap.
There is one guy who always just buys a bag of chips and while...
"Like most Italian directors of his generation, he...
-Roger Ebert (there is a reason he has the pulitzer)
11:30 PM
“No beer tonight?”
No checkout girl. I am stoned and I decided that I absolutely had to come here to buy gummy bears. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to drive around the neighborhood for half an hour looking at Christmas lights while “Bitches Ain’t Shit” plays on repeat. As you can tell, my life is a kaleidoscope of pure awesome that twists and bends...
My Dad is such a dick, dude. He never lets me do what I want.
– Doughnut Boss (34 years-old)
My musical taste is thus: I would rather listen to...
re: The new Titus Andronicus single “Four Score and Seven” (from their soon to come Civil War themed album) is the kind of shit you want to throw a fist into the air for.
Today!:
I sent out my applications to:
DePaul
University at Buffalo
SUNY Buffalo
University at Albany
& as it turned out, moving to Manhattan would have been a monumental disaster. Which is what I had really come to realize at the beginning of September, anyway.
End of the Conchords →
Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars
watched this a dozen times in the last couple of days